shvad goes mental

from my meetings with shvad and vlad, i say they're completely and utterly insane. heres one of their many "issues". decide for ur self.



shvad sees her psychiatrist, vlad. (and oh god, this cannot be good. )

vlad: ADMIT THAT UR OBSESSED WITH THROUGH GLASS BY STONESOUR!!!
shvad: i only have 1 song by them. sheesh, get a life and do something about that face.
vlad:*gasp, slaps shvad* you take that back!!! my face is just fine! *touches her face, making sure she still has 3 eyes, 3 noses, and 2 mouths).
shvad:actually, one of ur mouths is missing. *chuckles while adopting snooty expression*
vlad:THE HORRORS!!
shvad: go see a doctor, oh, wait, YOU ARE ONE!!! hahaha. *sips tea from daintly little cup*
vlad:lets just get back the the issue here!
shvad: i told you i am NOT obsessed with through glass!

*vlad plays through glass on her computer, shvad's feet start tapping, and she starts singing along*

shvad: oh no!! wats happening?!

5 minutes later...


*shvad is tied down onto a board with vlad standing over her cackling like an evil scientist, no, she IS an evil scientist*

vlad: now i can finally switch my brain with urs!! hahahahahahahaha!
shvad:ur mental, im outta here. *gets up and goes*
vlad: but wait! ur were supposed to be strapped down!
shvad: ur knot-tying skills are TERRIBLE scout!!
vlad:*looks down at her shoes and sighs*


now, i'll give you 5 minutes to decide.





..
i rest my case.



love,

shloob