...there are no words to describe this.

this is too weird to introduce so you figure it out for your self.

sloob: look at the picture i took of my self!
voobl: ARAGH!!!!!

*voobl turns into a puddle of... well... voobl*

s: AHAHAHAHA
v: blub blub blub blub... (translation: i'll get my revenge)
s:hehe what will happen after your liquid stage?
v: blub (traslation: vapour)

*shloob takes out the picture*
*hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*there's a cloud of voobl floating around*

s: my work here is done.

*shloob goes home*
*shloob sees little bits of voobl all over her window as "condensastion"*

s: ewwwww

*shloob gets out sqeegee and wipes off the bits*
*shloob sees a pair of eyes on her sqeegee*
*shloob drops sqeegee into her trashcan*
*shloob falls asleep*
*shloob's dad comes home and sees the eyes*
*shloob hears a loud scream*

s: *still sleepy* WHAAAA??
shloob's dad: why are there EYES in the trash can?
s: ohh....those...
shloob's dad: yes "those"
s: heh funny story about that....
shloob's dad: just get rid of them!
s: ugggggggg fine... tomorrow

*sloob goes back to sleep*

v: SHLOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s: what?
v: yea i need some of my eyes back
s: some?
v: they were only the SEEING part of my eyes.
s: ohh..

*alligators crawl on the streets, penguins fly around*

s: yea... they're just in the trash can...
v: ewwww you know how many germs are in trash cans?!!!! like vibro parahaemotyticus! it's a bacterium in the cholera family commonly found in sea food, it usually only causes diarrhea often with cramping, nausea, vomiting and fever and while uncommon, it can lead to deadly infection.
s: wait a minute.... voobl? say vomit? THIS IS A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wakes up*

s: whew what a horrible dream, it was like my subconscious was tryint to teach me something...

*phone rings*

v: GIMME MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s: ugh they're in the trash
v: THE TRASH?! dont you know germs like vibro parahaemotyticus! it's a bacterium in the cholera family commonly found in sea food, it usually only causes diarrhea often with cramping, nausea, barfing and fever and while uncommon, it can lead to deadly infection. and i know you throw sea food into your trash!!! what are you trying to do? kill me?!
s: ugh is this a dream
v: no. slap your self

*shloob slaps herself*

s: how does that help?
v: well you didnt ask for help did you?
s: grrr.
v: look, just gimme my eyes.
s: what a horrible pun.
v: what?
s:ur pun
v: what pun?
s: 'look, just gimme my eyes'
v: that wasnt meant as a pun now just GIMME MY EYES!!!
s:fine... i'll be around i a couple of minutes

*a couple minutes later*

s: here take ur eyes
v: umm... why is there a SQEEGEE attatched to them?
s: heh....
v: *sigh* i dont wanna know
s: alrighty then.
v: ewwwwwwww these smell like... turtle!
s:... heh...
v: ur trying to give me salmonella!!! you want me to develop diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps 12 to 72 hours after infection!!!
s: god... what is with you and bacterial infections?
v: what...? what'd i say?