vlad... well. makes sense!

s: so... how was your day?
v: I DONT HVE A SECRET!! just fine.
s: okay spit it out
v: spit what out?
s: your secret
v: I DONT HAVE A SECRET!
s: yes you do. every time some one mentions the word secret-
v: I DONT HAVE A SECRET!
s: *sigh* and when they ask you a question you shout-
v: I DONT HAVE A SECRET!
s: *SIGH* exactly
v: shout what?
s: "I DONT HAVE A SECRET!"
v: you have a secret?!
s: ARAGH! just tell me your secret!!!!!
v:I DONT HAVE A SECRET!... well if i told you, it wouldnt be a secret anymore. it'd just be... a mainly unknown fact...
s: well true... OMG! u made sense
v: i always do!
s: ... well? secret?
v: fine if you're so insistant.

*long pause*

v: *whispers* i bit your chair... *giggle*
s: THATS YOUR SECRET?! IT TOOK ME THAT LONG TO FIND YOUR SECRET?! THATS WHY I HIRED A PERSON TO FOLLOW YOU?! IMA GONNA KILL YOU!!!
v: no you're not cus im jumping out the windooooooowwwwwww
s: you idiot thats not a window!