Shloob's trial

we taped shloob's trial, since you couldnt be there 'cause of all the people there for the free pie...

judge-voobl(oh boy)
jury-the "what's that sonny?" bubabeer cousins, the ye olde cousins and the speech impediment cousins
shloob's lawyers- Vlad and Shvad
shloob's persecutors-shloob's wannabe ipod
the people here for some free pie- the fine citizens (if not cheap) of Cannibal, Missouri


(excited mumuring..."nice 'fro", "you got rid of dem slugs!", "YOU NO GOOD ,YELLER BELLIED, COFFEE SIPPIN, BISCOTTI EATIN CITY SLICKER!" "PAPA GAFAW?!" "RUN CHUCKLE! RUN!!" " HE'S GETTIN AWAY!!!!!")

v: CHAOS IN THE COURT!!
s: it's order in the court you moron
v: don't contradict me in all my honourable glory
s: you're just judge because your the most sane person here!
all: GASP!
s: ummm....woopsie?

(angry mob tries to kill shloob)

v: ORDER IN THIS COURT!.....as if that'll ever happen....but anyways........shloob is charged with breaking a bubabeer law, exceeding her quota! and now, I call shloob's wannabe Ipod to the stand.

(an ipod shuffles its way to the stand)

v: so, tell us what happened
i: *sniff* it was horrible i tells ya! horrible!, one day i was just...just sitting there and all of a sudden the list of songs became : No Use For A Name, Greenday,Not by choice, Kelly Clarkson, James Blunt (the blunt one), AND Vanessa Carlton. ALL THOSE ACCENTS! THE HORROR!
all: *gasps in horror*
ipod's lawyers: So as you can see, Shloob is clearly guilty.
ye olde bubs: OFFETH WITHE THEIRETH HEADSETH! -eth
v: NO BEHEADINGS!
ye olde: welleth thene, to thee dungeonse theneth
v: no dungeoning either!
speech impediment bubs: yeth, those thurroundings will thycologically thtupify thloob , and she will thtay thilent!
v: um...no...
shloob's lawyers: we have gathered some evidence of tampering with the ipod by someone else!
v: okay then....carry on
lawyers: see this scratch here? well who did that?
s:*whispers* i think that was when i dropped it...
lawyer: and this greasy streak?
s: *whisper* i had fries!
v: okay, you can sit down now...
"what's that sonny?" bubs: WHAT? WE CAN ALL PULL OUR PANTS OFF?! THIS IS SOME WEIRD SYSTEM THEY GOT NOW A DAYS
v: well anyways, jury what's your verdict?
jury: 'OFFETH WITHE HER HESETH!' 'no, we shall thend thuper heroth to thort out thith thituation,' 'WHAT's THAT SONNY?'
v: well by putting all those together, i conclude that shloob will have superhero's to behead her.......wait a minute.....nevermind, she's going to be forced to remove her vanessa carlton songs and then get on with her life.
the citizens of cannibal missouri: FREE PIE!!!!