vlad and shvad and a mistaken identity

v: hey look! NASA's looking for people to send to the moon!
s: so?
v: we could pretend to want to go and then...we'll eat the spaceship
s: you know that we'd probably be arrested or something...
v: but then we can eat our way out of jail
s: well i guess your plan might work......
v: YAY!!

(applies for the astronut thingy, does some tests. letter arrives at the idiot house (aka the shvad & vlad house))

s: OMIGOSH!
v(thinks: shvad would never say omigosh!): WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SHVAD?!
s: I'm shvad!
v: well then...let me ask you something only shvad would know
s: fine
v: well then, what do we eat?
s: metal...duh
v: that was a lucky guess
s: no it wasnt! Im shvad!!!!!!!!
v: what ever......what am i allergic to?
s: wood
v: hmmm you really got shvad to spill the beans didnt you? okay then, only the real shvad would know this! what is my greatest fear?
s: easy, youre afraid of penguins
v: AHA! I KNEW IT! IM NOT AFRAID OF PENGUINS!
s: o yeah?

(takes out a stuffed penguin)

v: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! get it away!!!!
s: see
v: fine. you are shvad
s: geez