Shvad and Vlad have guests!!

s: Vlad!!!!! go pick the little metal shards out of ur teeth and go pick off the bits of wire from the couch! we're having guests today!
v: wow.......guests......visiting......on their own willpower
s: what are you trying to imply?
v: nothing........
s: whatever....anyway i met them on my morning walk
v: what morning walk?
s: u know the one i take at 4am in the morning
v: 4 am eh? it's almost like ur avoiding me or something.....
s: uh....yea....almost....heh....

(doorbell rings)

s: IM GETTING THAT!!!!!VLAD STAY BACK!!
v: golly....
s:(whisper) act like a normal person....
v: (whisper) ok.....why are we whispering?
s: what ever
the guests: Hello shvad! and this must be vlad! we heard soooooooo much about you...
v: i thought that you guys met on a morning walk
guests: o yes, and since then, we've gone EVERY morning
v: oh...
s: heh....anyways....how 'bout some cheese?

(guests look at each other wondering why shvad's offering them cheese)

guests: uh....sure....
v: ch-eeee-see?
s:yes, cheese, the stuff that normal people just like us eat not that im saying anyone who doesnt eat cheese is weird of anything....
v: oh....CH-EE-SE
s: yes....cheese...
v:i say we have some nuts instead
s: you mean peanuts...
v: PEA-nuts...?
s: yes, peanuts the stuff that normal people snack on in their normal lives...
v: (points to a bowl full of carrots) what are THOSE?
s: um...peanuts?
guests: acutally....i think they're carrots....
s: whoops?

(guests secretly call the local asylum)
(amblance pulls up, paramedics get out)

paramedics: someone called about 2 crazy people?
guests: yea, these two

(points to shvad and vlad)

s&v: who me?
guests: yea.....
paramedics: oh im sorry, we cant take tose two in, they blew up an asylum in translyvannia, we cant take ANY chances...
guests: heh....

(guests slowly back off, the drives off quickly on their little tiny car)

s: NOOOOO!!! MY LAST CHANCE AT CIVILIZATION!!! RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(looks at vlad, points)

s: YOU!!!

(beats up vlad)

v: owwwwww