"VLAG"

v: so.... oh umm.. by the by, did i tell you my cousin vlag is coming?
s: when...?
v: ermm...

*loud crashing noises*

v: ...now
s: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*walks to door*

vlag: umm yea, aboutthe door...
v: dont worry about it
s: *hyperventilates* so... how ya been?
vlag: same ol' same ol'
v: are you still twig farming?!
vlag: nah...

*quite a bit later*

s: so... vlad, what say we show vlag around town?
v: ...alright

*at the zoo*

vlag: !! an elephant!!
s: yeesssssss... an elephant
v: lets throw peanuts at it!!
s: no...
vlag: alrighty...

*throws peanuts at elephant trainer*

s: ARGH! VLAG!!!!

*elephant eats trainer*

vlag: uhhhh woopsie?

*elephant walks over*

v: here shvad, have a peanut
s: *Glares* no thanks *gives peanut to vlag

*elephant attempts to eat vlag*

vlag: ARRRAGHHHH THERE'S ELEPHANT SLOBBER ALL OVER ME!!!

*elephant spits out vlag*
*vlag flys out*
*hippo in the hippo pond yawns*
*vlad flys in to the hippo's mouth*
*hippo closes mouth, vlag disappears*

*three days later..*

s: hey... this newpaper says that they found some person wandering the streets smelling like a hippo...
v: OMG!! it's vlag!!

*goes to pick up vlag from the police*

v: VLAG! what happened?!
vlag: erfgh woer snrwe wermf erwje
s: i dont think vlag will ever be the same...
vlag: poske nwjer ewekr nenwl