Tuesday, November 29, 2005

shvad buys a car!!! (o lord)

on saturday, shvad went to this car-buying-place-thingy-place place to , well, obviously, buy a car. she chose a metalic silver toyota matrix!!!! yay!!!! beforehand, she built a 'secret' garage to hide it frum vlad, cuz its , like, metal, u no, so....yeah, vlad'll eat it...NO MAKE THAT : DEVOUR IT


s: ahh, a new car, well, i dont have to worry about vlad eating it cuz no one nos where my secret garage is even though its underground under my basement... well, no one nos...

v: (on sunday) i need to go to future shop...
s: why?
v: to ...uh....buy a ...fridge.. yeah! a fridge!
s: k fine, but we're gonna go in my...c.-------
v: u bought a car??????? and u never told me??????
s: me and my big fat mouth! yes! i bought a car!
v: well, lets go to future shop!
s: fine!

( shvad gets car)

s: wait here while i go lock the door.
v: (drooling) k
s: and DONT EAT THE CAR!

( goes to lock the door, comes bac)

s: my car! VLADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U MORON!!!!!
v: i was hungry!

(arrives at future shop, a dangerous place)

v: oo, look at all the metal electronics!!!!
s: (drooling) this gives me an idea....

(5 minutes l8r)

store manager: ur gonna have to pay for all those electonics that u ate!!!!!

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