vlad and shvad go on a vacation

s: so vlad, are you packed yet
v: i cant get this fridge to fit
s: you can eat the minibar in the hotel
v: well i guess im packed then...

(a tempting thrip in a METAL taxi)

s: hey vlad, we're at the airport
v: (looks around drooling) hey whats that
s: o nothing just a metal detector, we shouldnt have any problems....RIGHT??
v: i dont think so...

(walking through the metal detector)

v: AHHH WHY'S IT BEEPING?!
s: didint i tell you NOT to have ANY snacks/food before we left?!
v: all i had was a nail, or two....or three....ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I ATE THE WHOLE PACK
s: grrrrrrrrrrr
v: i was hungry!
s: what ever...

(on the plane)

s: what are you looking at?
v: o nothing
s: you were looking at the wings werent you!
v: no i wasnt
s: yes you were! I SAW YOU!!!
v: alright alright so i was
s: you were planning to go out and eat it werent you
v: maybe
s: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!
v: you've said that soooo many times and im still alive.....right?.......RIGHT??? I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

(grabs a parachute and jumps out the window)

s: oh geez

(shvad grabs a parachute and jumps after vlad)

v: why are you here?
s: well i am your care taker
v: so?
s: i have to be with you dont i
v: ummm this isnt even a paid job you moron
s: DAMMIT