50TH'S POST!!! GET EXCITED!!!! ITS A REUNION!!!!

shloob and voobl decided to meet up with all of their "unknown cousins" form around the world. they sent out invitations to:

1. shloob and voobl "i aint got no tabacca" buubaaabeeeers( southern u.s.a)
2. shloobête and vooblé bubabeerique( france)
3. McShloob and McVoobl of "look ma! no underpants" clan. (scotland)
4.shloob and voobl "i vant to drink ur blood" (Tranasylvannia)
5. shloob and voobl bubabeer (make up ur own accents! they're frum the middle east)
6. dijiri-doo-playin' shloob and aligator wrestin' voobl( australia)
7.shloob and voobl "AHHHH THE LIGHT!" (UNDERGROUND)
8.shloob and voobl bubabeer-eh?(wheat grownin'-canada)
9. shloob and voobl bubabeer-we-own-this-place! (spain)
10.shloob and voobl "we're across the border!" bubabeer (mexico)
11.shi-lub and vubl bu, (china)
12.shloob and voobl "mm..olives" bubabeers(greece)
13.ЅЋζююβ&ұФФβב βџβДβззЯ (some intergalactic planet)
14. shloob and voobl bubaervanhughtzentughtengunther (germany)
15. thloob and voobl bubabeerth (its just a speech impediment)
16. ye olde shloobe and vooble bubabeereth (ye ole englandeeeeee)
17. shloob and voobl the root veggies (self explanatory)
18. shloob and voobl "whats that sonny?" bubabeer (bear with us, they're old folks)

and let the disaster begin


s& v(original): hello everybody!!!!
souther s&v : haloo, wheres the tabacca?! im alllllllllll exciteddd!!!!
ЅЋζююβ&ұФФβב βџβДβззЯ : asdlfhkfgyuqrehtusyfa
s&v(original): snack table's over there, u may find ur 'home veggies and meaties" there. by the way, DO NOT EAT THE GIANT ROOT VEGGIES! THEY 'RE UR COUSINS!!!
ЅЋζююβ&ұФФβב βџβДβззЯ: JDFUDGBUY!!!!!!!!!!!( wat??!!!!!!)
S&V (ORIGINAl) : yes, we have food relatives
old sv: wats that??? we can eat the old veggies??? ok! (hobbling over to the table)
(munch munch)
all: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! ...great....they're cannibals...
s&v (underground) : its soo bright! and wats that?!
S&v- its a t.v u morons!!!
s&v (underground); tv!!! WILL THE WONDERS EVER CEASE?!
S&V -no
s&v (olde englishe) wheres the guillotin? we haveth foundeth someth traitors...-eth..
s&v: NO GUILLOTINS IN THE HOUSE!!!! IF YA WANNA BEHEAD SOMEONE, DO IT OUTSIDE!!!
S&V (TRANSYVANNIAN): yes.... and remember, uze a vater proof basket for ze head! ze blood iz important!!!!
S whispering to V (original): why'd we invite him?
v: u invited him, not me
s:....

(one chaotic hour l8r)

shvad and vlad: WHY WERENT WE INVITED???!!!!
S&V; ur not our cousins, ur parallel beings!!!!! ...eth...
olde s&v: offeth withe theire headseth!
all: NO BEHEADINGS IN THE HOUSE
olde: well we'll take it outside then
middle east s&v: i want to watch but i cant get anything on my brand new sandals
olde s&v: well...we'll work something out
aussi s&v: i could dijiri-doo 'em ta death!
v (original): yea she's got mad skills
s(original): a dijiri-doo's an instrument you idiots

(some more squabbling, shvad and vlad quietly slip away in to the blinding sun)


s&v (scottie): attention me lads and lassies!!! we've go an anouncement!!!

(the wind : whooosh, and since they wearing kilts....)

all: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!

s to v (scottie): i told ya we should've pinned our kilts!!
v(scottie); nay, it is not our way!

(ignore the squabbling amongst the scotties)


s&v(frenchies): (greeting every one in the traditional french way (kissing))
southern s&v: GIT OFF A ME YA YELLER-BELLIES, AND TAKE YER FRENCH BREAD WITH YA!!!
germans whispering to each other: i see another holocaust coming up
all: WE HEARD THAT
s&v(speech problems):yeth and we have thurrounded you with out thurprizing thtrength. ur thurounded!!!!! ha!!! our thkills will thycologically athtound u!!!!hahahaha---th
all: NO
chinese s&v: there is an ancient chinese tale about this kind of thing and it goes like this........

(3 hours of 5000 year old chinese fables)

chinese s&v: and thats why you must change your socks every monday
s&v(oringinal): but the story was supposed to be about squabbling and starting another world war!!!
chinese: we dont have any other story, we're always telling you this one only the translators always screw up and turn it into some meaningful gibberish
s&v(orininal): damn and i've been following that advice!!!!!!

(3 hours later)

s&v : bye everyone!!!! and dont EVER come again!!!!!!
greeks: but the olives the---
mexicans: shut up! our flamanco OWNS UR OLIVES!!!!
spain: (plants a flag) no! i now declare this property ours!!!
mexicans: do u even no wat "own" means???
canadians : the "homey-g " way? ...or the normal way? eh?
mexicans : nevermind...

(everybody leaves ...finally)


from the desk of shloob and voobl:

dear readers,

we sincerely apologize for the intolerable behaviour of our relatives, especially the old ones(they ate our veggie cousins). But , we hope that u have enjoyed reading about our painful reunion.

sincerely,

shloob and voobl bubabeer.(the normal ones)