s: happy birthday vlad!!
v: no, no shvad, it's vladday!!!
s: uh...sure vlad.....happy vladday....
v: well what have you got for vlad on this fine vladday?
(shvad hands vlad a present)
(vlad opens it(it's a tv but vlad doesnt know that))
v: *gasp* you shouldnt have!
s: well....
v: now i have a snack!!
s:WHAT?! noooooo vlad! it's a tv you watch it...
v: but why would i watch a perfectly good snack sit there when i can eat it?
s: (smacks forehead with palm) i knew i should have gotten that disfunctional fridge instead of this perfectly functional tv
v: but why eat a disfunctional appliance when you have a perfectly funtional one?
(gobbling sounds)
(little pieces of wire left on the ground)
s: VLAD!!
v: what now?
s: you left crumbs on floor!
v: nag nag nag, geez
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