You're walking down a hall, and you see an open door, so...you walk in. thinking" what's the worst that can happen?.." and there you see mrs.Emerson playing her rusty, smelly, school flute (no offense or anything....)
you fall down a giant bottomless pit...(dont ask) oh joy! literally!! cuz, what's the worst that can happen anyway?! well, we lied, the pit wasnt bottomless, it was just a very deep smelly hole full of floating blue cheese and green turtles.
you tumble into mrs.emerson's music room, once again, full of floating blue cheese and green turtle, oh, and it smelt like her old flute. u see her playing it with her grubby hands, and you think, " wats the worst that could happen?" and then you realize....the class is FULL of PEOPLE, ACTUALLY, ITS UR HOMEROOM, and....the bad part....let's just say ur bottom was exposed to a LOT of wind... no not the kind that comes from bottoms,..... and thats putting it nicely, but LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST UR NOT FALLING, OR FAILING MUSIC.
you run to ur locker to get ur gym clothes, and when you reach inside, something bites you!!!!! OWWWWW!!!! now ur missing a freakin' finger...but look on the bright side, UR NOT IN EMERSON'S CLASS ANYMORE, AND.. 9 IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER!!!!
turns out, ur newt bit you, cuz...remember that time when you brought it to class for show and tell? lets just say that it hasn't see daylight for ..oh...about...a year or so.
but not to worry, its been living off the evolved living forms from ur gym clothes...plus ...uh...ur gym clothes... yes, its disgusting...but look on the bright side, at least its alive! ...well, half..alive..half..dead..
so you steal ur locker partner's gym clothes,( which are , by the way, one size smaller than yours...unfortunately...but, the poor can't be choosey, especially when they have no clothes)
dont miss the exciting PART 2 , coming out...eventually....
with Randomness,
SHLOOB AND VOOBL.
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