while we were at LORNE PARK

voobl and i, i and voobl, we, went to the LP open house and discovered many of its unearthly secrets:

lorne park

home of the lorne park spartans..were in the 21st century now dudes,

get with the program..nooo..not the enhanced program...THE program.

HIRING: teachers

note: you must have a moustachio or any type of facial hair discluding eyebrows.

2nd note: you DO NOT have to be a man. *hint hint*

gym doors: apparatus, (asparagus? was it a type-o?)

Mr.keeny: i like red shoes, earrings, AND WEIRD lil "myths" about the

enhanced program.

LECTURE HALL: actually a ROOM. dudes, get it right.

toshiba pens: they almost look like little purple arms

note: this is NOT related to the lecture HALL.

microphones: ...wires...dont duct tape them to the ground...

someone will try to rip it off the ground.

the result: an electricuted person...but wats worse:

STICKY FLOORS!

GYM DOORS: tall enough for shaquil o'neil and yao ming...

on TOP of each other.

so...dudes..if you have spare time...be sure to visit LORNE PARK SS!!!!