Friday, April 28, 2006

Dear Jamie..

Dear Jamie,
I've been hiding in this closet for about a week now, Im not too sure why I'm still in here, but Johnny siad i should write to you. Im getiing mighty hungry in here...i wish i remembered to bring snacks. Send food. but no grapes or wood (allergies) and definetly no tomatoes (theyre evil). Well, i look forward to meeting you.

with stupidness
Jimmy

p.s i just tried to get out of this closet to send the letter. the doorknob's stuck, well, i guess i'll never see you, Jamie. Well, then i'll get started on my will. To Johnny, i leave him what ever's in my hand when i die. To Jamie, i leave all my worldly belongings except for those above mentioned items. And the rest (if any) i leave to the good people at the local asylum. Oh, and i donate my body for scientific research done ONLY by Leondardo DaVinci. HE IS NOT DEAD!!

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