so long Jimmy, the prequel to 'Dear Jamie'

Jimmy comes home from yet another lint fest and finds a note on his door...

So long Jimmy,

I have chosen to go find more intelligent friends, and improve myself. You're always dragging me down with your lint races and your tin foil-eating contests.I shall go to the other end of the street to see what's there. To pass the time while i am gone, i suggest you go hide in a dark closet, or go write a letter to 'Jamie' you long-lost brother of translyvannia...or maybe be it's pennsilvania...or maybe it's in cannibal missouri....whatever. Or you could do both, hide in a closet AND write a letter (maybe even to all three of them).

hopes to never see you again,
Johnny