s: VLAD! help me get this box inside
v: oh boy! FOOD!!!!
s: no, a COMPUTER
v: com-pu-ter?
s: yes...a computer
v: what's a comp-compu...what's that?
s: *sigh* you're so old fashioned
v: ME?! OLD FASHIONED?!
s: yes, you, old fashioned
v: how am i old fashioned?
s: well, you dont know what a computer is....
v: well i would know if i saw it
s: fine, look in the box
v: IT IS FOOD! YOU'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME! ha, and you even made up a word to confuse me....com-pu-ter....ha, i should have known it was made up...now can we eat it?
s: *sigh* i DIDNT make up the word computer, im NOT letting you eat it either, just because you arent techologically advanced doesnt mean you'll drag me down with you. now I'M going to go set it up......youre welcome to watch, BUT DONT TOUCH!
v: geez.....
(a couple of hours later)
s: all done...
v: *drools* ive never seen food set up so nicely before...
s: IT'S NOT FOOD!
v:*drools*
(shvad leaves to grab some snacks off of the fridge)
(vlad eats the computer)
v: *BURP*
s: (in another room) why do i hear burping....?.......*GASP!*
(shvad runs to the room)
s:VLAD!!! IM A GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
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