Sunday, April 30, 2006

A world where toenail clippings are patented

jimmy: ma! can you get me another toenail clipping form?
ma: i JUST got you one two months ago!
jimmy: but theyre SO long..
ma: theyre only five inches. Besides i told you, dont cut your toenails until theyre six inches. TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS ARENT FREE YOU KNOW!
jimmy: fine...

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